Spiders, bugs... why not mice and rattlesnakes too?

Let it be... It catches bugs!
I see... You want an indoor ecosystem!

Say whatever you want, keeping spiders inside doesn't make your house look any cleaner.

The 7 Subtle Ways People Told Me I Got Fat

One day, people suddenly realized I liked donuts. Everyone was very considerate about the subject.

In case my handwriting is unreadable:

1. Are you okay?! Your face looks swollen...

2. I can't believe you still fit in that!

3. Hehe, this is so funny to pinch

4. Watch out, that ain't a sturdy chair

5. Remember when we could eat donuts without gaining weight?

6. You remind me of that fat Flemish guy

7. I'd think you spend more on food

Oh, and here's the Fat Flemish Guy I'm being compared to.